Ribbons and Trophies Are No Comfort on Your Deathbed

true story.

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Unicorn...

...or a party animal, I havent really decided yet...

So anyways, I've not posted in a while because I've either been sleeping, getting inducted into scholastic cults (National Honor Society lol), sleeping at school, NOT going to Hershey Park, knitting, napping i mean SLEEPING...being dubbed "Society Ho" officer in my friends Facebook group, andd sleeping.. so i haven't been up to much. Other than sleeping. Which is why i havent been posting. And now, Ive got this hideously long literary criticism paper due tuesday, so I probably wont be posting much till after then.. or after i finish the paper ha. Some things I've learned while, um, sleeping this past week:

Getting naked in a parked car in front of a church in plain daylight

...is not a good idea

Adam Levine wrote a song about me. Its pretty erotic. Too bad I'm totally over him. Maroon 5-Kiwi (thats the link to stream the album on

MTV's The Leak, I think it'll be gone by Tuesday)

Kele Okereke [of Bloc Party] is NOT GAY. I've got proof. In the form of a videotape, filmed last night.. hahaha KIDDING!!!!! Its not even like that ha. But he said so himself on this radio broadcast here, if you care to listen. Otherwise you can look at the picture he sent me. I only care because I'm having his babies. Bloc Party - Banquet

Bad indie movies are kinda like stale cookies... just dont ask me how.

Drowning in a bucket is one of the most disgraceful ways to die.

You can buy g-strings with hydraulics in them at Wal Mart,

or a dollar store. You could also steal them off a dead hooker,

but thats not recommended.

Life sucks sometimes.

I cant really think of much else I learned.

I cant really think of much else.

Pimp My Mom

I'm NOT pimping my mom out, I swear. I love my mom! There she is with my baby... So anyway, we had the most amzing conversation in the car today. We saw this Rolls Royce stretch limo and she was talking about how the factory doesnt make them like that, they get made at like, specialty..car..places. Which I didnt know. Did you?

Mom: It's like that show. Isn't on HBO or something? One of your channels...

Me: Pimp My Ride?

Mom: Yeah!

Me: They dont do that on that show

Mom: Oh, but its people like that that make the limos. What's the show,"Spring My Ride?"

Me: Pimp My Ride.

Mom: "Pitch My Ride?"

Me: PIMP. PIMP My Ride, Mom. Pimp my ride.

She's amazing. Speaking of mommm Sunday's Mother's Day! I got my mom's present like last week. It's this long necklace with different color austrian crystals on it. I cant wait to give to to her so I can steal it... Plus I got her a card, that SINGS. Yes I kno, I'm a better child than you.

Moving on, it's Friday!!!! Whats weird is this week, to me, every day seemed like a Friday, except today. And it was so humid today I felt like I was living in the Jungle, its 10:00 and it still feels like that outside! I'm half expecting a monkey to swing from some tree and attack me or something... I was listening to the radio on my phone and there was seriously no station where a song by/featuring/produced by Timbaland wasnt playing.

Timbaland ft Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake - Give It To Me (my new ringtone)
Timbaland ft M.I.A - Come Around (also on my phone)

There was also some other JT song, that Pussycat Dolls one, and Say It Right was even on the old people's Lite station! I felt like Timbaland was raping my ears. I'm not exactly sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing...

{NOTE: 1- I dont really have a baby. 2- I won that ribbon at a county art show. Not all that special, but I like it I guess. Its just bottles. 3- Timbaland didn't REALLY rape my ears. Obviously.}

You Snooze, You Lose

So, spring is here, and its about time! The weather this year's been pretty crazy-floods and tornados and all that. But today was really nice, if you can call 80-degrees and humid nice... its a welcome change. Yesterday I was hanging out after school waiting for my mom. So I walked to Starbucks, got a rasberry italian soda (which i highly recommend! it was reallllyyy good haha), and sat on a bench under this big flowering tree with its petals falling gently in the breeze, reading and I'm just like, 'How idyillic is this?!'. It was straight out of a movie, a really cheesy kind of movie but still.. Sometimes on the way home from school or something I just look around and realize how beautiful this place I live in is, I know it sounds soo cheesy but its true! It gets so easy to take the everyday beauty around us for granted because well, we see it everyday. But I think the blooming trees and new grass and more sunshine [and happpily thumping bunnies and fluttering butterflies etc, etc ha] kind of bring it back . It's like nature's way of saying "HEYYY! LOOK AT ME, I FREAKING GORGEOUS!!"...And now its May, and half the year is almost gone. Wtf happenes to time, seriously... So now that I'm (almost) done being all dreamy and gay (like, happy gay. happy cuz ur high on Zoloft gay. Not that I'm high on zoloft or anything i just meant.. whatever) heres a song called Tulips, by my favorite band of the moment, Bloc Party, yay!!!!!

Bloc Party- Tulips [mp3]

So can I start ranting now? Okay. I just paid 63 bucks. To take a test. The SATs. Whhhyyy??? I should've just used my dad's credit card to buy a dress and some shoes or that magic scarf from American Apparel, it's not like I want to go to college anyway.. Ha, that couldnt be further from the truth I actually cant wait. Like i want to go NOW, skip senior year and everything. I guess everything in its own time or whatever, whatever.. Anyway, I did kind of wait until 10:30 the night of the deadline for already late registration, but that couldnt really be helped kind of, mostly... and now I have 24 days to study for it! Fun times....

So also, I've decided that I've got to "change my sleeping habits", stop napping so much. Like its seriously really bad! There are times when I'll get home from school at 5:30, take a nap, and not wake up till the next morning. Which would be great, if I didnt have a bazillion things to do every night what with the ridiculous amounts of homework teachers have decided to start spewing at us, and teaching myself physics so i wont completley fail the state exams (which is a rant for another day), and now SAT prep... Or I wake up late, stay up all night, sleep for maybe an hour till i wake up at 5:30, then sleep through most of school... It's like I'm nocturnal. I have no problem with being nocturnal, really. It's just that most other humans arent, so when summer rolls around i dont want to sleep all day and be partying hard, all by myself at 2 in the morning. Which i do now, but is getting old pretty fast ha. I have no idea why I'm telling you this. Bordering on too much information, isnt it? Well anyway, I'm done for today, youre off the hook, Haha. Here's this song that's stuck in my head. I love Maroon 5, and I love the song, but it really needs to stop. Like my naps...

Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder [mp3]

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So You Wanna Be a Blog Star

I had a dream. Or I had a dream, and now its come true? Well my dream was to start a blog. Not any blog, a good blog, with music and pictures and wit and charm etc, etc. I sort of thought I wouldnt be able to do it. That I wouldnt have enough time or material or that no one would bother to read it. Eventually, meaning now, i decided to make like Nike and just do it. Why? Why not? Starting something is always better than watching time pass by. I've got big plans, I've got ambition, and that doesnt really have anything to do with what I'm writing about, but it's okay. This is my space, I can do whatever I want. I'm random, I'm going to write random stuff. This is my place, but its our place, too- I wanna hear what you've got to say about what I've got to say. Maybe you think it's dumb, maybe you think it's funny, I'm just glad that you can think because I've got a problem with people who dont think for themselves. So anyway, this is the start. My intro, my prelude, my welcome- to life, as we know it...